- If you eat a cookie secretly, and nobody sees you, it only contains HALF the calories it normally would.
- If you’re going to eat one cookie, you might as well eat twelve, because you already screwed up your diet.
- Exercise is a waste of time. You only burn 300 calories or so, if you’re lucky, and it’s a lot easier to just – not eat breakfast.
- Not eating a brownie offered by a friend is really rude and will cause hurt feelings and all things considered, it’s better just to eat the brownie. You know, for your friends.
Instead of writing my story, since I’m lazy, I’m just gonna link to where I posted it. Back in JUNE. Guess how much weight I have lost since June? Did you say zero pounds and zero ounces? Go ME! Woo-hoo!
What weight loss lies do you tell yourself?